Two Point Hospital – A Stitch in Time

Hey, how you doin'? What if I told you that you could travel through space and time for a highly competitive price? Now you're saying "what's the catch?", am I right, or am I right? Well, that's the best part, my friend: no catch, no consequences, no questions asked.

I'm Captain Yesterday, inventor, entrepreneur, and all-around family man… presenting to you, the Yesterizer (patent pending), your one-stop-shop for all things today, tomorrow and yesterday. I'm offering you a one-time only, once-in-a-lifetime, not-even-for-my-mother 100% discount on a journey through time. You see, ever since I started rolling these things out we'd have a few… complications, shall we say. We're talking sick people flying out of holes in the ground. Far from ideal, I'm sure you'd agree. If you take care of them, and I keep selling time machines, bingo-bango we're back in business.

And hey, if all goes to plan I'll even sell you your own Yesterizer. Pretty neat, huh?

A NEW ADVENTURE THROUGH SPACE AND TIME
Break through the greatest medical frontier of all: space-time! Leverage portals to burst into pre-historic, medieval and futuristic time eras.
Send patients through time portals, and treat anachronistic ailments.
Join superstar time-hero Captain Yesterday on his greatest adventure yet!

WHAT’S INCLUDED?

• 3 time-twisting, epoch-spanning hospitals
• New Time Tunnel and Time Portal gameplay
• 13 new visual illnesses
• 34 new illnesses in total
• New music, DJ and tannoy lines

Medieval Level – Clockwise
A medieval town plagued by ruptures in space and time.

Welcome to Clockwise and the days of yore. This quaint little town has become a popular spot since the advent of domestic time travel. Who would have thought that there would be serious medical implications involved? Not me! But what're you going to do? Oh right… hospitals.

Rifts in time, we're calling them Time Portals, have started appearing all over town 'recently'. As you expand your hospital and find more Time Portals you'll notice that they get busier and busier as we further dilate local spacetime. Science, eh?

Prehistoric Level – Clockwise-before-Thyme
This prehistoric settlement predates most things, including the river Thyme.

Welcome to Clockwise-before-Thyme and the dawn of civilisation in Two Point County. Captain Yesterday has been getting complaints about missing customers. They enter their Yesterizer and… gone, no trace. We've come back to the earliest time that the Yesterizer can muster to see if there's anything to be done about it.

We've been given some of Captain Yesterday's blueprints – mostly drawn on napkins – so we can design our own Time Portals in the Research room. Once we've developed our Time Portals we can use them to manage patient flow, save patients from the time void and better understand the universe. All in a day's work, I suppose.

Future Level – Clockwise-above-Thyme
A futuristic city built high above the uninhabitable earth below.

Welcome to Clockwise-above-Thyme, futuristic safe-haven for the people of tomorrow, dangling precariously over the uninhabitable earth below… and home to a snazzy new hospital, nice. Turns out you've been inadvertently ripping apart the fabric of time with all your technology. Maybe time travel is actually a pretty sensitive business.

The future has been flooded with people from all over Two Point's past, but Captain Yesterday is confident we can right the ship if we send them – most of them – home in one piece. He's handing over the keys to the Yesterizer (patent pending… still). You'll find them in Speed Dating in the Rooms List. He's very generously taken 5% off the retail price. What a guy.

Help Captain Yesterday treat a range of time-twisting new illnesses like:

• Jester Infection
• Beheadedness
• Wooly Man-Mouth
• Fossil Eyes
• Dino Sores
  … and many more!

A Stitch in Time includes a cornucopia of new items from across the ages to spruce up your hospitals.
Including:

• Wormhole Bin
• Bone Bench
• 4D Chess
• Non-linear Wall Clock
• Map of Time
• Primordial Soup
  …and, many many more, including the famous YESTERIZER.

Oh, and remember… no questions asked!